Chew your teeth out

Do you love this?

I used to love chewing gum like crazy~~!!
All because of advertisement ...

When Doublemint first came out with chewing gum advertisement,
they used a pretty mat salleh girl.

The advertisement showing the pretty girl went jogging to exercise her body.
Then after she finish her jogging, she will meet up with her boyfriend and both started to chew this bubble gum together, to exercise the face!

Haha.... I was so small and stupid... thinking that by eating chewing gum can slim down my face and turn my face into mat salleh face ...
then attract a handsome boyfriend.

heh! So.. ya... those stupid day.

Sometimes I chew until get carried away, and swallow it.
My parents always frightened me that if I swallow the bubble gum, all my intestine will stick together.

Hei-yah... another crap huh?!

But I think if you accidentally swallow chewing gum, it will be good when you fart.
Cause you got free pilate ball to use:

heh heh....

Chew bubble gum sure must blow it.

Then whenever I blow it, my grandmom will threaten me that I will allow all the bacterias in the air to stick to my bubble gum, and chew together into my mouth later.
:(

Why old people so against chewing gum ah?

And when I was trained to do speed reading, I have to eat chewing gum.
The theory behind it is:
When you eat chewing gum, then you won't tend to read the text, but photograph the text with your eyes.

If you don't believe, try reading a book silently, you will realize you actually will read with your mind or still pronounce the word in your mouth quietly.
So we need to stop this habit if we want to do speed reading.

That time I was thinking: hmm.. bubble gum is so useful...

Later I started to hate it.

Of course mainly because it will cause this to happen:

If you are wearing a Gucci shoes, wah! you will curse the fellow who simply throw the bubble gum.

And the next side effect is, it may stick your denture out:

haha... so if you are wearing denture, then too bad la.

But the worst thing to happen when you eat chewing gum is:
It can slowly poison and damage your brain.

You see, our mouth or scientific term call oral cavity, is so near to our brain:

When we eat chewing gum, the rubber smell will actually stimulate the brain directly, causing the brain cells to die off slowly one by one, by the rubber smell.

Just like people take drug, they also smell rubber or glue or gum.

The effect is the same, just that the process is slower.

Since then, I never eat chewing gum.
But I still think that it is good to chew something.
Cause research found that chew something in your mouth can help to release stress.
Not only that, it also relieve anxiety and improve alertness!

And by chewing something in your mouth, it helps you to do speed reading and develope your right brain!

Can you think of any food that you can chew like chewing gum, and don't have to swallow?
Otherwise have to keep eating it, swallow into the stomach ...
I don't want to be come fei-poh lah...

any suggestion?

Witchcraft & McD

Witchcraft ...
I saw people doing it since I was real small.

There are so so so so so many ways to do it.
The most well-known method is Voodoo Doll.

If you hate someone, just *$%^~@ (want to know how to activate the charm?) ...
then you will be able to do anything you want on the person.

Other then Voodoo Doll, different people in different areas or countries will do different types of witchcraft.

Some people will go into trance,
in another word, they invite certain Gods to go into their body.
Then they can perform any miracles, like below:

How can you explain this in science?

So many unexplainable ritual performances.

Another one:
I'm sure you played this, or people around you played this before:

In Mandarin, we called this "Plate Deity".
Sometimes people will use coin or cup to replace the plate, but the method is the same.
They will first chant: ... ...??? ... ... to invite the spirit to attach to the plate.
then they will start asking questions or asking for guidance.
The "Plate Deity" will reply by moving the plate to the certain words on the paper.
Quite accurate one you know....!
I will tell more stories about this "Plate Deity" next time...

Ok...
The most dangerous and scary whichcraft to me, is one of the tribe in China, that uses scorpion as the medium to control people's mind.

When a person kena this charm, you will see a scorpion shape protrude on that person's nose.
It is very very hard to clear the charm if you ever kena this ... ...
In that province of China, people knew who are witches in the village.
when the witch walks pass any restaurant, even just walk pass,
the people in the restaurant will throw away their food~~!!!!!
Because they scared that the witch has already put the charm in their food, just by walking pass only!

Scientists found out that all these charms did exist, and they believe that actually all these charms are eggs.

Yes, eggs.

Or bacteria... or virus ...

Scientists believed that witches use a special solution to rare these eggs, and let the people who they wanted to charm swallow the eggs.

Later when the eggs grow into worms in the person's body, witches will say some mantras to control the movement of the worms in that person's body. From there, witches will be able to control the person and do another on that person.

Ultimately the person will definitely die.

There was one time, when a dead body was being dissected, the pathologist found lots of worms in the brain~~!! The size of the worms are as big as the thumb~~!!

So, we better take the deworm tablet every 6 months, to get rid of any worm in our body.
Especially for those who love to eat meat, row meat like sushi.
You won't know how the worm get into our body.

My lecturer said if you see any shadow inside your eyes, maybe there are worms inside your eyes.
If you don't get rid of it, you may end up like this:

Haha...
Scary?

Scientists surveyed and found out that normally people who kena charm, their mental is not strong.
So they will be given vitamin B to strengthen their mental.
Vitamin B complex can strengthen a person's mental stage.
So, if you got friend cannot sleep, or too stressful, ask them take vitamin B complex,
and for what I know, especially vitamn B12 has the ingredient to make a person happy.

haha... To be happy is simple!
Eat more vitamin B12.

And the food that contain lots of vitamin B12 is potato.

That's why people call it:

FUN fries~~!!
It can really make you happy~~!!

haha....

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Love your kidney

He created a real hot news.

Human is born through the combination of the father and the mother.

Which in short, means,

we were born from the sex desire of our parents.

Hence, it is just natural if we also have sex desire.

Don't think that small child do not have desire, they have too:

Just that they don't know how to hide their desire like adult.

My last visit to Singapore was December 2008.

Because of a friend's "clever" arrangement, I got the chance to walk pass Geylang.

Since prostitution is legal in Singapore, you can see prostitutes standing at the street, seducing any guy that walk pass them.

Anytime, during the bright day...

or dark night...

And even old man also can't stop his desire!

Sigh ... live until this age, still ...

I have a relative, love finding prostitute since he was at his 20.

He can go to Haadyai every weekend to enjoy himself and let go his desire there.

In the end he got kidney failure at the age of 30+, and passed away early 40.

He has sex too much, causing his kidney failure.

Yes, having too much sex can lead to kidney failure!

According to Chinese Medicine, kidney in charge of hair and sex organ.

When your hair is not healthy, maybe your kidney has not enough "Chi" to maintain the good condition of your hair.

What are the causes of the not-so-good condition of your kidneys?

The main reason for man: Having too much sex.

The main reason for woman: Having too much sex + losing blood every month.

If you observe, those who has strong sex desire and always make full use of it, his hair turn grey at the very early stage of his age (except genetic reason).

Besides, he also grow old faster, which he will look older than his actual age.

Or, his head has not much hair left.

Release too much of sex desire, losing too much of "sperm" or "blood (for woman)", will lead to the exhaustion of kidneys, and later causing kidney failure.

Look older compare to actual age.

So, if for girls, when you want to choose a boyfriend, make sure that his face look younger than his actual age... heh heh, that's mean he is still innocent or still a virgin.

There was a Chinese practitioner, found it amazing that a man can live until 92 years old and still look like 60+, fit and healthy.

Chinese practitioner: Hey, could you share with us your secret of being long life and healthy?

92 year-old man: I married an ugly wife.

Haha ...

It may sounds like a joke to you.

But it's true.

Want to live a longer and healthier life?

Love your kidneys.

Control your desire.

Do not let loose our moral value.

What is your hair colour?

2009, what is the trend for woman's hair?

If you like short hair,
then try this: The cropped bob

For long hair, straight perm is still the trend.

or long flowing wavy hair.

In terms of colour, peroxide blonde is in trend.

I'm sure many people love colouring their hair...

Even my dad also colour his hair into so black at his age of 81, so people thought that he is only 60 ...

But there is always a price to pay for man-made beauty.

Colour your hair too much, not only causing your house messy (for those who do it themselves)

You can spoil your kidney too!!!

Yes, you heard me right.

Colour hair can pollute your kidneys~~!!!

In Chinese Medicine, Kidney in charge of hair.
So when you dye your hair with chemical colour, the chemical will somehow get to the kidneys, and pollute it.

Want to look pretty or want to be healthy?
You choose....

I got my secret way to look pretty in healthy way...haha ... want to know?

100 Monkey Theory

Whoa! I found out people have mummified monkeys too~~!!

Eeww~~! Why they want to do this?

Anyway...

Today I'm going to tell the story of 100 monkeys.

Long long time ago...

There were 2 islands.

This 2 islands were separate so far away, cannot even see each other.

On each island, lived 100 monkeys.

Those days, monkeys ate bananas without peeling the skin.

One day, one of the monkeys of one island started to eat the banana by peeling off the skin.

Then, funny thing happened..

On another island, the monkeys started to peel off the skin before they ate the bananas~!!!

Scientists call this phenomenon as

100 Monkey Theory

That's mean

When a person think of something, sure got somebody else at the other side of this world will think of the same thing.

You can call this as telepathy effect,

or scientist called it 100 monkey theory.

One person think of something,

sure will influence another person to have to same thought.

Maybe that's how the fashion world created the trends.

Like, one designer will think that gold is nice, then he will start dye his hair gold colour.

Then maybe another group of designers think of the same thing, in the end they will say that now is the season for gold... gold is in trend....

I tried this in my school.

I started calling one of my student with her actual name instead of her English name.

Amazingly, now other teachers started to call her with her actual name~~!!!

I think it really work.

So, lets use our mind to create this 100 monkey effect.

Let's think that the world is going to get better.

No recession, no retrenchment, no jobless.

Economy is going to get better!!!

What an idea!

Heh heh... something related to death again...

Well, olden day Chinese look at coffin as luck and wealth le.. so no pantang yeah!

I'm sure everybody know about Egypt and the famous pyramid.

Maybe you also know how the internal look like....

Of course inside the pyramid are the mummies...

Basically most Kings and Queens or Pharoahs will be mummified after they passed away.

If you are just an ordinary people, but rich, you can also mummified yourself after you passed away.

Of course mummies is not something new, but what shock me is...
I didn't know that the canopic jars around the pyramid are used to store the organs of the mummies!!!!

The organs will be removed from the dead body, like the intestines, liver, stomach and lungs.

Then these organs will be embalmed, wrapped individually and placed in the canopic jars~~!!
The lids of these jars were fashioned after the four sons of Horus, who were each entrusted with protecting a particular organ.

They believe this will help the deceased in the life after death...

Maybe I should mummified a rat, to see whether one day the rat will come back alive or not yeah?

Building power afterlife

There is a saying:
No matter how strong, how powerful and how talented you are,
you can never beat this thing:
DEATH.

By knowing this fact, the first Emperor of China, Shi HuangDi decided to find way to keep his life immortal.

But at the same time, he also start building his Mausoleum,
at the age of 13~~!!

13 wei~~!!
What were you doing when you were 13?


Just finish UPSR, going to start new life in secondary school?
Still playing game, watching cartoon and munching sweet?

At the age of 13:
Shi HuangDi already started planning and building his grave.
Yue Fei has already defeated the Jin soldiers and return with victory.

People were so matured and contributed to the society since so small in those days.

Shi HuangDi built a terracotta city, hoping that those soldiers can assist him to conquer the world afterlife.

He hired craftman to mould so many soldiers with different faces and facial expression.
But some believed that he actually mould the soldiers alive.
Meaning, putting cement or earth on the soldiers and cover them directly.
If not how to get so many types of different faces?
Well, nobody will knock the terracotta to find out what is inside, so it remains as a rumour and mysterious.

Those days, people are so intelligent, not only good in art, but also astrology, geographical, medicine and fortune-telling.

Shi Huangdi even knew how to use mercury to build his tomb!
It is believed that there are many many jewelry and treasures inside Shi Huangdi's tomb.
But nobody dare to open his tomb, because he has filled his tomb with mercury.
If people open up his tomb, the mercury will react with the oxygen and melt everything away.


Wow~~!
That's brilliant!
First of all, how did he know that mercury got this property?
How the people inject the mercury into his tomb and seal it without letting the oxygen react with the mercury? Or without letting the mercury diffuse out from the tomb?

Not only Shi HuangDi.
Actually all the emperors in China (including those kingdoms before China was formed), planned and built their tomb since many many years ago before they turned old.


I went to Ming tomb few years ago.
This tomb belongs to an Emperor, who played and get drunk everyday,
until people didn't know what to write to praise him on his gravestone.

(All the Emperors' gravestone will have words on it to praise what he has done during his lifetime, what has he contributed to the country and bla bla bla.... )

Thus, his tomb is the only tomb with no word on the gravestone at all.
Chinese called it "no word stone"
Takkan people write there: this Emperor only know how to enjoy his alcohol and woman everyday. Right?

So, when I enter the tomb, I got a shock of my life.
I didn't know that coffin can be so big~~~!

Taller than a human!!!
Another two shorter coffins beside were the West Empress and East Empress
(Mandarin: 东宫娘娘 and 西宫娘娘).
As every emperor will have two empresses.
Each in charge of one female palace, which are the east palace and west palace.

The coffin is so huge because it was being layered with jewelry, jades, crystals and all sorts of treasures, then only lie the body of the emperor on top of all these things.

So, imagine how rich the emperor was!!

See the candle in front of the chair or not?
This candle is being lighted for at least 300 years since the day the emperor being buried inside this tomb.
The fire never put off.
The candle never finish burnt.
Until the day archeologist open the first hole of this tomb, then only the candle was being put off!

Amazing amazing amazing!
How the emperor can design in such a way that the candle can light up for so long?

Well, there are more shocking stories about emperors' tomb...
But by having such a great tomb, will it help to reduce their sin?

How do you want to design your own grave?