Friday, March 27, 2009

Chew your teeth out

Do you love this?

I used to love chewing gum like crazy~~!!
All because of advertisement ...

When Doublemint first came out with chewing gum advertisement,
they used a pretty mat salleh girl.

The advertisement showing the pretty girl went jogging to exercise her body.
Then after she finish her jogging, she will meet up with her boyfriend and both started to chew this bubble gum together, to exercise the face!

Haha.... I was so small and stupid... thinking that by eating chewing gum can slim down my face and turn my face into mat salleh face ...
then attract a handsome boyfriend.

heh! So.. ya... those stupid day.

Sometimes I chew until get carried away, and swallow it.
My parents always frightened me that if I swallow the bubble gum, all my intestine will stick together.

Hei-yah... another crap huh?!

But I think if you accidentally swallow chewing gum, it will be good when you fart.
Cause you got free pilate ball to use:

heh heh....

Chew bubble gum sure must blow it.

Then whenever I blow it, my grandmom will threaten me that I will allow all the bacterias in the air to stick to my bubble gum, and chew together into my mouth later.

Why old people so against chewing gum ah?

And when I was trained to do speed reading, I have to eat chewing gum.
The theory behind it is:
When you eat chewing gum, then you won't tend to read the text, but photograph the text with your eyes.

If you don't believe, try reading a book silently, you will realize you actually will read with your mind or still pronounce the word in your mouth quietly.
So we need to stop this habit if we want to do speed reading.

That time I was thinking: hmm.. bubble gum is so useful...

Later I started to hate it.

Of course mainly because it will cause this to happen:

If you are wearing a Gucci shoes, wah! you will curse the fellow who simply throw the bubble gum.

And the next side effect is, it may stick your denture out:

haha... so if you are wearing denture, then too bad la.

But the worst thing to happen when you eat chewing gum is:
It can slowly poison and damage your brain.

You see, our mouth or scientific term call oral cavity, is so near to our brain:

When we eat chewing gum, the rubber smell will actually stimulate the brain directly, causing the brain cells to die off slowly one by one, by the rubber smell.

Just like people take drug, they also smell rubber or glue or gum.

The effect is the same, just that the process is slower.

Since then, I never eat chewing gum.
But I still think that it is good to chew something.
Cause research found that chew something in your mouth can help to release stress.
Not only that, it also relieve anxiety and improve alertness!

And by chewing something in your mouth, it helps you to do speed reading and develope your right brain!

Can you think of any food that you can chew like chewing gum, and don't have to swallow?
Otherwise have to keep eating it, swallow into the stomach ...
I don't want to be come fei-poh lah...

any suggestion?

Monday, March 16, 2009

Witchcraft & McD

Witchcraft ...
I saw people doing it since I was real small.

There are so so so so so many ways to do it.
The most well-known method is Voodoo Doll.

If you hate someone, just *$%^~@ (want to know how to activate the charm?) ...
then you will be able to do anything you want on the person.

Other then Voodoo Doll, different people in different areas or countries will do different types of witchcraft.

Some people will go into trance,
in another word, they invite certain Gods to go into their body.
Then they can perform any miracles, like below:

How can you explain this in science?

So many unexplainable ritual performances.

Another one:
I'm sure you played this, or people around you played this before:

In Mandarin, we called this "Plate Deity".
Sometimes people will use coin or cup to replace the plate, but the method is the same.
They will first chant: ... ...??? ... ... to invite the spirit to attach to the plate.
then they will start asking questions or asking for guidance.
The "Plate Deity" will reply by moving the plate to the certain words on the paper.
Quite accurate one you know....!
I will tell more stories about this "Plate Deity" next time...

The most dangerous and scary whichcraft to me, is one of the tribe in China, that uses scorpion as the medium to control people's mind.

When a person kena this charm, you will see a scorpion shape protrude on that person's nose.
It is very very hard to clear the charm if you ever kena this ... ...
In that province of China, people knew who are witches in the village.
when the witch walks pass any restaurant, even just walk pass,
the people in the restaurant will throw away their food~~!!!!!
Because they scared that the witch has already put the charm in their food, just by walking pass only!

Scientists found out that all these charms did exist, and they believe that actually all these charms are eggs.

Yes, eggs.

Or bacteria... or virus ...

Scientists believed that witches use a special solution to rare these eggs, and let the people who they wanted to charm swallow the eggs.

Later when the eggs grow into worms in the person's body, witches will say some mantras to control the movement of the worms in that person's body. From there, witches will be able to control the person and do another on that person.

Ultimately the person will definitely die.

There was one time, when a dead body was being dissected, the pathologist found lots of worms in the brain~~!! The size of the worms are as big as the thumb~~!!

So, we better take the deworm tablet every 6 months, to get rid of any worm in our body.
Especially for those who love to eat meat, row meat like sushi.
You won't know how the worm get into our body.

My lecturer said if you see any shadow inside your eyes, maybe there are worms inside your eyes.
If you don't get rid of it, you may end up like this:


Scientists surveyed and found out that normally people who kena charm, their mental is not strong.
So they will be given vitamin B to strengthen their mental.
Vitamin B complex can strengthen a person's mental stage.
So, if you got friend cannot sleep, or too stressful, ask them take vitamin B complex,
and for what I know, especially vitamn B12 has the ingredient to make a person happy.

haha... To be happy is simple!
Eat more vitamin B12.

And the food that contain lots of vitamin B12 is potato.

That's why people call it:

FUN fries~~!!
It can really make you happy~~!!


Monday, March 02, 2009

Love your kidney

He created a real hot news.

Human is born through the combination of the father and the mother.
Which in short, means,
we were born from the sex desire of our parents.
Hence, it is just natural if we also have sex desire.

Don't think that small child do not have desire, they have too:

Just that they don't know how to hide their desire like adult.

My last visit to Singapore was December 2008.
Because of a friend's "clever" arrangement, I got the chance to walk pass Geylang.

Since prostitution is legal in Singapore, you can see prostitutes standing at the street, seducing any guy that walk pass them.
Anytime, during the bright day...

or dark night...

And even old man also can't stop his desire!
Sigh ... live until this age, still ...

I have a relative, love finding prostitute since he was at his 20.
He can go to Haadyai every weekend to enjoy himself and let go his desire there.

In the end he got kidney failure at the age of 30+, and passed away early 40.

He has sex too much, causing his kidney failure.

Yes, having too much sex can lead to kidney failure!
According to Chinese Medicine, kidney in charge of hair and sex organ.

When your hair is not healthy, maybe your kidney has not enough "Chi" to maintain the good condition of your hair.

What are the causes of the not-so-good condition of your kidneys?
The main reason for man: Having too much sex.
The main reason for woman: Having too much sex + losing blood every month.

If you observe, those who has strong sex desire and always make full use of it, his hair turn grey at the very early stage of his age (except genetic reason).
Besides, he also grow old faster, which he will look older than his actual age.
Or, his head has not much hair left.

Release too much of sex desire, losing too much of "sperm" or "blood (for woman)", will lead to the exhaustion of kidneys, and later causing kidney failure.

Look older compare to actual age.
So, if for girls, when you want to choose a boyfriend, make sure that his face look younger than his actual age... heh heh, that's mean he is still innocent or still a virgin.

There was a Chinese practitioner, found it amazing that a man can live until 92 years old and still look like 60+, fit and healthy.
Chinese practitioner: Hey, could you share with us your secret of being long life and healthy?
92 year-old man: I married an ugly wife.

Haha ...
It may sounds like a joke to you.
But it's true.
Want to live a longer and healthier life?
Love your kidneys.
Control your desire.

Do not let loose our moral value.